Apostrophes in plurals

This one is close to my heart, so please excuse the passion. *more passion, more energy*

Let me be very clear: apostrophes are not used to create plurals.

The minimal exceptions are for things like single letters (o's, t's,), etc.

I'm not kidding when I say I will hunt you down if I see you creating plurals with apostrophes on social media. I will also personally revoke your Netflix access.

Here's some flying comma examples of what not to do:

• Shoutout to the bartender's for serving me the 'funny and sexy' liquid.

• I feckin' love my girl's.

• I'm going to glue sapphires to sex toy's and sell them at markets. (Not a joke)

Let's hope you received valuable info today! Even if it is only to stop givin' ya girl a dang aneurysm while doom scrolling.

May your copy be kick-ass,

Lis